Here are the available villas for rental in Cyprus.

Chic Cyprus and fine wines

Who would've thought that Cyprus could be a place where you could pleasure your senses with lovely spa treatments, and indulge in fine wines and gratifying food?

Chic is now being marketed to chic people and luxury is what's on offer.
Let's start with the Thalassa Hotel at Coral Bay in , which offers some of the best massages going.
Being a man was obviously a slight disadvantage. We guys only got our backs done, not the full works as the women did.
Georgie, my nice masseur, was a former dancer from north London. I was taken aback when she instructed me to put on a G-string for the treatment. I'd never worn one before. It snapped when I put it on.
I then lay face down with a towel draped over my mid section while she worked her her way over my back and legs. All very relaxing. I felt remarkably clean and healthy afterwards.
For the girls, it was more fun. They got to enjoy a yummy moisturising treatment with gentle exfoliation, before being wrapped in a sheet and towels, while the therapist gave an Indian head massage. Perfectly soothing.
The Thalassa Hotel had only 58 rooms but it more than made up for space what it lacked in number. I was surprised to be given two keys when checking in. These were for the two doors to my room, which was divided into a living room and bedroom. There were good scenic views from the balcony and two tellys. Fab.
Next door to the Thalassa was the much larger Coral Beach Hotel. It had 421 rooms, conference facilities and a nice bar with entertainment each evening. Try and catch musical double act Radi and Michael who perform there every Tuesday night.
Radi was a foxy blonde, who handled most of the singing duties and got audience members to participate. Michael looked like death warmed upand appeared to be playing the keyboard with a mechanical arm. Their cheesy covers were a pleasure to listen and dance to.
The food in the restaurant was wonderful - try not to miss the veal tenderloin. It was sublime.
Around 60% of the patrons at the Thalassa and Coral Beach hotels came from the UK, with the remainder made up of Germans, Dutch, Russians and locals.
The village of Omodos, with the Church of the Holy Cross in the Troodos mountains, was a truly fascinating place to visit. You felt as if you'd been time warped back decades to a World War II movie.
Old ladies with moustaches clad in black sat on chairs in the searing sunshine, sewing lace patterns; a grey haired, bearded priest in ecclesiastical garb that fell to his feet looked on beneficently at the good village folk; old men who appeared to be aged about 100 - and had no teeth - sat contentedly outside the cafe in the village square doing, well, nothing at all, frankly.
Custom dictated that women were not allowed in the cafe, as for years it was where the men conducted the village business while the female folk stayed at home and looked after the kids.
A nice gentleman in the village has converted his home into a museum of his life. It's called Socrates. He took me on a tour of his abode - rustic, antique but full of character - a glorious shrine to a bygone era. If you're lucky, he'll pour you a small glass of the Cypriot delicacy Commandaria - a tasty, sweet wine.
In the Pollis and Latchi area, you could sample a traditional fish meze at Petros and Yiangos tavern by the sea. I'd never tasted such delicious seafood before. It was quite wondrous - swordfish, squid, octopus and countless other examples of marine cuisine, all utterly mouthwatering.
In Limassol, the trendy hotel to stay in was the Londa. It was beautifully designed with a lovely bar and romantic lighting. One could spend whole evenings simply having drinks on the white sofas. The large dining area was very attractive, the food splendid and there was a good pool if you wanted to take a swim.
Young urban professionals stay in the Londa, whereas in Paphos, the clientele were older.
On the strip outside the Londa Hotel were numerous clubs but these didn't fill up until about 3am. I ended up going to a little karaoke bar called The Nags Head. It was chock full of a jolly group from Sheffield. I ended up getting drunk and giving a tone deaf rendition of With A Little Help From My Friends. No, don't thank me, it was a pleasure.
* Between May 21-July 20, B&B prices at the Thalassa Hotel, Coral Bay for a double, sea view room, start from around £176 per room per night, based on two sharing. B&B prices for a double room in the Londa Hotel, Limassol, start from £170 per night in the summer.
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Excellent for families

We went to Protaras a couple of years ago, a last minute decision and well worth it! I lived in Cyprus for three years in the early 70's, so I knew my way around, I have wanted to go back for ages.
The resort of Protaras is excellent for families etc, the water is shallow and clear, and the sand very clean and soft. The whole atmosphere in the resort is very friendly and relaxed.
We stayed at the Eyios Eylious holiday village, it is set out like a real Cypriot village and very pleasant. But, no matter where you stay I recommend it.
We are planning on going back to Cyprus this year, not to Protaras, but Limassol or Paphos. There is still so much I want to show my family, there is so much to see and do.

They say 2089 BC was a good year for wine

From the Mail on Sunday

In Cyprus the past is literally bursting from the ground. A farmer, ploughing his land, is quite likely to turn up the face of a god and, dutifully taking the mosaic to the Department of Antiquities, is given profuse thanks and has his land taken from under his feet. It is cordoned off, excavated - and another amazing slice of history revealed.
Paphos, on the western edge of the island, has so many places now blinking in the sunlight after many centuries below ground that some of them have been buried again for future generations to delve.
Almost next to the exquisite House of Dionysos, a large car park has been laid above an area that is teeming with treasure. The place needs the car park now for all the people who come and wonder; the extra glories will have to wait. It is an embarrassment of riches.
They cannot decide which to show you first. The place where Venus emerged from the sea in the time of myth, an event commemorated a million times by the sale of pert little goddesses on plastic seashells in the souvenir shops. Or the catacomb of Agia Solomoni, where people hang handkerchiefs from a tree in hope of being cured of an illness. Or the column where St Paul was scourged somewhat ungratefully when he was bringing Christianity to Cyprus. Or the stones, the arches, the rooms, the floors; or the local Odeon, an ancient amphitheatre still used today.
The country at this extreme edge of the Mediterranean's third largest island is low and lush, where bananas grow beside the sea, but it gives way to the wild peninsula of Akamas, with its capes and gorges, and, to the east, the first slopes of the Troodos Mountains. In spring, when the snows have melted on Mount Olympus, rivers and cataracts clatter to the coast and the countryside is embroidered with the wildest and most vivid of flowers, acres of them. ... more

So good I'm going back

I stayed at the Hotel Episkopi in Episkopi Bay and had a fantastic time. The staff where excellent, the food very good and the four-star hotel lived up to its ranking.
A car was needed as it is about 20 minutes from the bay to the big towns of Limassol and Paphos.
Cyprus itself is such a fantastic place to visit. To be honest, I can't wait to go back next year.

For families

Paphos is more for families not young people. Ayia Napa is for the young ones. It is a quiet place. But plenty to do on a night, plenty of bars and quizzes going on. I recommend it!!